A Joke for You All


A oilfield worker in the middle east was captured by a local Sheik while trespassing on his land. The worker was taken before the Sheik who told him that the penalty for trespass was death, but he would let the worker go if he could perform three tasks.

The Sheik took the worker out to where there were three tents. The Sheik said, "In the first tent is a bottle of our most potent whiskey. You must drink it in one big drink." The worker smiled and said, "No problem"

The Shiek continued, "In the second tent is a lioness with an infected tooth and you have to pull the tooth out with your bare hands" The worker paled and said,"Man, thats rough, but I think I can do it."

"In the third tent" the Shiek said "Is a ninety year old woman with leprosy and you have to make love to her." The worker recoiled in disgust and said,"Holy crap, dude, thats sick, but I guess I can try, if it means freedom or death."

The worker ran into the first tent, took the bottle and drained it in one huge gulp.

He then staggered out of the tent and weaved his way into the second tent.

Suddenly there was the most horrible sound of screaming, howling, growling and fighting ever heard by the Sheik and his men.

After a few minutes the sound ceased and the worker came out with his clothing shredded and covered in blood.

Slapping his hands together, he said, "Right! Now wheres the old chick with the sore tooth...."

..heard a different version..but still funny

Yeah...this is an old one....but funny! I first heard it about 1980 or 81....my older brothers made sure I knew lots of stuff an 11 or 12 year old didn't need to know....I got my ass in deep shit when a teacher found out i was telling that joke on the playground! lol